Rated R

Chapter 1 - SexyBack (Justin Timberlake Special)

Damn it. I’m late for work. Everyday it’s the same thing. I’m always late for work and Kate always calls me.



“Hello”


“I can’t believe it. Are you late again?”


“It’s still 10.30!”


“You listen to me, Greg. You’re gonna hurry up and get here in 10 minutes otherwise I’ll fire you.”


“How can you fire your boss if you’re just his secretary?”


“Fuck you”


Looks like I gotta be there in 30 minutes.






“Good morning everyone!”


“We’ve been waiting for you for over an hour. Can’t you show up a little earlier?”


“No matter how hard I try…”


“Seriously, dude”


“So, what’s the reason for the rush?” I hope I can take a day off if Rachel gets pissed off.


“It’s been a year since the asset has been released. We lost”


“We can’t challenge them”


“They still don’t know who Special is”


“Then, what are you gonna do to take over their lead?”


“I’m bringing SexyBack”


“Where did it go?”


“It’s gone to Sony Music Entertainment. Is anyone coming with me?”


“I’ll go”


“Does anyone besides Rachel want to come with me?”


No one else offered to come with me, great. I’ll just have to go with Annoying Rachel.




Chapter 2 - Rock Your Body (Justin Timberlake Special)Tonight is my last training with Greg. He’s great training people but…



“Were you thinking of me?”


“Thinking of the Devil…” Yeah, ‘cause he sure is the Devil.


“You know what the Devil does with every women who…”


“Okay! I know. Shut up!!!”


“Let’s start with the kickboxing”


This should be easy. Some punches in the face and a kick in the nuts should do the trick.


“Are you fighting with me? ‘Cause you’re not hurting me”


“I quit. I can use guns. What’s the last lesson?”


“Sneaking”


“So what? We’re a community of thieves now?”


“Yeah, basically”


“What do I have to do?”


“You got to avoid detection sneaking around the security cameras, the fastest you can”


“The fastest I can?” Shit. I don’t wanna have more training.


“Don’t worry, baby, just Rock Your Body”.


Did he just call me baby?


“Tell when you wanna start”


“Now”


“Alright. In 1,2,3…”